Future Kanye lyrics: "My team stay winnin', my daughter's silver spoon been in / Wipe the caviar off her mouth with Versace linen."
Approximate price: $395, Versace

Normal linens aren't good enough for Kanye. These elegant towels from Versace feature the iconic Medusa logo and the Greca motif. Although there are four colors available, the only ones we can see making it into the West/Kardashian household are black and white. And they'll probably need multiple sets.