Future Kanye lyrics: "Even when I gotta be on my dad swag / Keep the Luvs in the LV monogram bag."
Approximate price: $800+, eBay 

Not that Kanye will actually have to carry a diaper bag—we're pretty sure his weed carrier will just get a promotion. That doesn't mean whoever's in charge of toting around Yeezy's baby gear has to do it like a schmuck though. Kanye was known early on for carrying around a Louis Vuitton monogram backpack, so a diaper bag with the same treatment is a natural progression for him. Extra points if he also has one in Takashi Murakami's Monogramouflage.