Future Kanye lyrics: "I know a thing or two, I got a model cell. / I made some shoes too, I know my model sells."
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Kanye's stand-out quote from his recent interview? That has to be "I understand culture. I am the nucleus." Let that moment live on forever with this animal cell model. He can also brush up on his molecular biology by referring to the plaque at the bottom of the cell, clearly outlining all of the parts. Perhaps he'll realize that not only is he the nucleus of culture, but also the mitochondrion of high-fashion.