How to Wear Leather Pants

Wear them if you're too fat to care.

At 6'2" and 300 pounds, you're large enough to obliterate anyone with a fart, so the rules don't apply to you. Wear leather pants. Hell, wear them in bright red like Rick Ross. Take off your shirt. Add gold links. They won't bat an eyelash.

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