Wrap around crepe soles are the fucking shit and as comfortable as they are crazy looking. The green suede seen here is exactly kind of color you don’t think you need in your footwear collection, but you do. Quoddy’s like these will allow you to quietly stalk prey in the forest without them hearing you. Translated to real life, you will be able to startle the fuck out of your co-workers by sneaking up on them while they are looking in the fridge for their Whole Foods salad bar box.