"School Spirit" Meets Waiter by Boris Kustodiev (1920)

Lyric: "This ni**a graduated at the top of our class, I went to Cheesecake he was a motherf***in' waiter there"

Cheesecake refers to the popular restaurant chain The Cheesecake Factory. If that guy had gone on to higher education he would at least be a manager by now. Learn from his mistakes, kids.

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