Ownsake makes a bunch of really nice shirting. What makes this really nice shirting different than the forty two other really nice shirts you have in your tiny closet? It has an oval chest pocket. Well, and the fact that you don’t own any of these yet. But you can. Who cares if Father’s Day is in less than a week away. Your dad doesn’t need a present. Just write about how he is a "real man" in a 500 word think piece on your blog because if there’s anything your dad wants, it’s for you to keep writing about clothing and real men. For free. While you leech his WiFi.
