On the 4th of July, as your comrades are trying their best to dress like an anthropomorphic bald eagle amongst setting off fireworks, M-80s, chugging beers, and falling down stairs, you should try to look like another American classic: the Rocket Pop. And for the first time, you can actually look as cool as the pop makes you feel. Thanks to Sleepy Jones, you can wear an American-made T-shirt that not only capitalizes on the 4th of July theme, it also makes you look dip-dye and tie-dye fresh at the same time.

That's a little much to comprehend, but your swagger will be as explosive as your neighbor's Roman candles. The shirt is available right now from the brand's e-shop for $48.