7. People who say you "look like a hipster" have no idea what they're talking about.
Hipster culture is defined less by brands and more by why you dress the way you do. Most people don't understand that. In 2003, any guy who wore trucker hats, vintage T-shirts, and slim jeans got labeled a "hipster." Ten years later, more guys have discovered a sense of personal style, but that doesn't mean they're doing it to be ironic, they just want to look good. That doesn't make you a hipster—that makes you someone with self-respect.