"The Skirt" is an ongoing series in which Four Pins' resident lady friend, Rachel Seville, becomes the most important woman in your life.

Just like men, women wear clothes. Most of the time, you guys are all, “CHUCH,” or even, “OH MY GOD, YOU’RE COOL." But sometimes, our togs confound you. Why are our pants so high? Is this outfit, like, one article of clothing? And why are we wearing sweatpants when we have a closet stuffed with Céline? That's why I'm here, to highlight the key totes magotes weirdo things we women love to drape ourselves in and explain why we wear them. WeLcOme 2 EnLiGhTenMeNt, bOyzZZz.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.