A lot of people think that a summer date is just like any old date—find a cool thing to do or restaurant to go to, throw in a little magic and maybe invite a girl.

Like the notion that giant scissors are just for ribbon cutting ceremonies, this idea is an “incorrect assumption”. The Summer Date is a whole special entity unto itself and other hackneyed phrases you can use in your SAT writing test or in your columns if you’re Thomas Friedman.

You’re all handsome, so I'm assuming you got the girl. Now all you need is to perfect that date life, which is where I come in. So, make the Hangover III your desktop background because this is going to be the wildest summer romance of your life!