These Uniform Experiment shorts have studded pockets, which would normally elicit a “you gotta be fucking kidding me, mang” from ya boy, but I never kid on Four Pins. NEVER. I’m so serious about subtle studded details these days. Or, rather, just these shorts in particular. It’s like the pockets are studded for your pleasure. Every time you reach into your pockets to pay for them Doritos, you’ll be reminded you have to eat Doritos for two weeks straight because you paid $328 for a pair of shorts with studded pockets.