10 Reasons Why Men Should Never Wear Capri Pants

It's sad this even has to be explained.

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Capri pants are like crazy ex-girlfriends: they're incredibly persistent and seem to stick around. No matter how bad capris are, dudes give in to them in a moment of weakness. Trust us on this one—rocking capris are never a good idea and we're laughing at you.

Coming in at mid-shin length, capris are the bastard child that your pants and shorts had after a drunken bottoms party. It was never meant to be, and pants and shorts have regretted it ever since. Don't indulge in the tragedy that are capri pants. Sack up and either wear pants or shorts, and if you still have your doubts for whatever reasons, here are 10 Reasons Why Men Should Never Wear Capri Pants.

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You won't fool anyone by trying to cuff them into shorts.

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It will look like you're wearing child-sized pants.

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They will ruin any perfectly good suit.

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Wearing capris means you're emulating a Cristiano Ronaldo style choice.

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Even if you're making a terrible face, capris will still be the ugliest thing on you.

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They'll make you look like your accidentally wore your girlfriend's jeans.

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Shins are not a flattering part of the body.

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They accentuate your gross mandals.

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Your shins will be cold.

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They'll be the worst part of your outfit, even if said outfit includes a shiny hummingbird graphic.

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