Did you guys know the vertical chest pocket is called a "Napoleon pocket"? ME NEITHER. Did you guys care about that small, yet crucial piece of knowledge I just dropped? ME NEITHER. Are you guys over Head Porter Plus because it’s kind of readily available outside of Japan? Word. You probably stopped "reading" Japanese magazines too because they are "kinda passé nowadays, I mean, I haven’t been to Kinukuniya in, like, 2 weeks.” I see you've moved on to that issue of The Paris Review you’ve been pretending to read for the past month. Yep, I overheard your banter with the barista. "I’ve been a fan forever. George Plimpton was amazing. I mean amazing.”
