I get it, Mr. Porter, I get it. This letter opener is an antique and technically could potentially be seen as artwork or something. But a fucking G bar for a letter opener? This is the ultimate rich douche accessory. DO PEOPLE EVEN USE THE MAIL ANYMORE? So, I'm just supposed to put this on the oak desk I do not own as an affectation of a time gone by? The irony of using a $1,195 letter opener to open the credit card bills you're gonna get after you put this on your Amex is almost worth the price of admission alone.
