Solid Above-the-Knee Board Shorts
Buy It Now: PASTE, $108
What Douchebags Wear: Beer-print board shorts
Ditch those super-long, beer label-emblazoned board shorts that got you through college spring breaks and opt for a solid pair. PASTE makes theirs just above the knee, in an old-school cut with details like a tab waistband. They're the closest thing you can get to dressing up for the beach.