How to Dress For the Beach If You're Fat

Even with more cushion for the pushin', you can still rock out this summer.

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Remember six months ago when you were like: "I am so gonna hit the gym hardcore and get a six-pack by June." Well, you instead spent that six months wrapped up in an endless k-hole of Mad Men, Game of Thrones, and Girls (it's okay, we secretly watch that too). Besides, how could you stick to a strict diet of baby carrots, kale, and braised quinoa when you absolutely had to try the best hamburgers in town and food trends like gonzo ramen?

Trust us. We feel your pain. The only six-pack we ever had was something we drank, and the only weight we've been pushing lately involved getting our fat asses to lunch. If you feel like your body isn't quite beach ready yet, we've got you covered. Here's our guide on How to Dress For the Beach If You're Fat.

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Wear Dark Colors

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Consider Horizontal Stripes

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Avoid Tank Tops

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Don't Wear Elastic Waistbands; Consider a Longer Inseam

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Hawaiian Shirts

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Get Your Size Right

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Opt for a V-neck T-Shirt

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Don't be "That Guy" With HIs Shirt Always On

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Stand Up Straight

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Embrace It, Or Lose It

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