BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! INTERNAL DOCUMENTS LEAKED FROM MAJOR CORPORATION! Buzzfeed calls this an "internal document" from Abercrombie & Fitch. I call this some shit a seventeen-year-old took home to make fun of. According to these awesome time capsules of objectively bad taste, we should all consider ourselves lucky—at least, those of us who have avoided employment at places like A&F. All the dudes I know who ever worked there thought they’d meet hot girls who wore skinny jeans and gave blowies, but instead of fellatio in poorly lit dressing rooms, all they ended up getting was a shift folding jeans with mad holes in them. THEY KEEP THE UGLY KIDS IN THE BACK. Check out these most likely laminated, step-by-step instructions on how to dress like a douchebag.
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