Consider This: Warby Parker Jasper in Whiskey Tortoise, from $95
Say goodbye to your stunner shades—your rose-colored lenses came off a long time ago, and you see things a little bit clearer now. First, you realized you can't pull off RiFF RaFF's eyewear game when spring break is over. That's why you need a pair of sunnies that are as trend-resistant as they are UV ray-resistant. Tortoiseshell frames aren't going anywhere, and you can even keep your fashion game current by getting them a little more rounded.