The DVD Rewinder
Brand: DVD Rewinder
Wait... what? How does this exist? Obviously it was a big pain in the old days to rewind VHS tapes, but what exactly does a DVD Rewinder do? There's nothing to rewind, but you can see below there's a site and they even have merchandise. It also says "We have very few left in stock and we do not plan to continue production after 2009." We don't want to live on this planet anymore.