Fuck sports. You're out here brooding under your hood scowling at children and shit. The only sweating you do is from all the leather you're wearing. You don't put on for your city via sports teams. Instead, you pledge allegiance to the street goth swag by plastering brands on your domepiece via snapbacks. The only sports moment you like was when Bane blew up that football stadium in The Dark Knight Rises. That was pretty trill.
3. You have 10 black snapbacks. None of them are for sports teams.