5. Leather pants are an acceptable fashion choice to you no matter how hot it is.
Before heading to the beach, you slip on leather pants. You pack a few pairs for your vacation in Costa Rica. After a rough week, you rock fresh leathers to the sauna. It doesn't matter to you that leather pants + heat = groin environment that's conducive to cultivating tropical life. You made this committment to leather pants the day you deleted the weather app off your phone.