Before heading to the beach, you slip on leather pants. You pack a few pairs for your vacation in Costa Rica. After a rough week, you rock fresh leathers to the sauna. It doesn't matter to you that leather pants + heat = groin environment that's conducive to cultivating tropical life. You made this committment to leather pants the day you deleted the weather app off your phone.
5. Leather pants are an acceptable fashion choice to you no matter how hot it is.