I don’t write a lot about Penfield because the first time I went to Capsule they straight treated your boy like the paparazzi when I tried to take photos of their booth. I needed to take photos at tradeshows because HELLO, ORIGINAL CONTENT IS HOW YOU GET FOLLOWERS AND FOLLOWERS IS HOW YOU GET CASH MONIES. But that incident was, like, four years ago, so I’m totally over it. Just like how I’m totally over my college girlfriend cheating on me the day before I graduated. TOTALLY OVER IT. Wait, what was this post about? Fuck it. Now if you'll excuse me, I’m going to go eat my feelings.