Nostalgia-rific House Party

It’s 4/20, so your stoner-iest friends are definitely having a house party. All day you’ve been mature—not letting yourself get too blazed to function—but now it’s time to finally get game over zombie stoned. Don’t worry, drinking a bunch of beer will keep you from sinking into a paranoid agoraphobic nightmare. Science has proved it. Take a hit from the giant quadruple perc bong and just vibe. Friends you haven’t seen for years are there. They used to be straight-laced A-students, but now they have dreadlocks and wear ponchos year-round and you’re not even mad at 'em. Actually, a year-round poncho sounds like it might be the move. Your stoner friends’ crib is a 4/20 amusement park. There’s a giant TV with every video game system ever. There’s a blacklight dance party room. Pool. Pinball. Ping-pong. You have a killer freestyle cypher in the room of the dude who, inevitably, has a bunch of beat making studio equipment. You could pass out, but no, the day isn’t over yet. (Well, technically it is, but you’re not in bed.) Grab the bros…