Yoga Sesh, Brah

People who neg on yoga are people who have never done yoga “on weeeed.” Seriously, stoned yoga is like that semi-orgasmic feeling of a morning yawn-stretch multiplied and spread throughout your entire body. I’m not saying go to some yuppie yoga mom class, not that organic yoga mom Lulu-booty is a bad thing, but you can save that for Wednesday nights. Just use the five poses you learned from your homie that went to yoga instructor school, but left when it turned out to be a cult, and take 20 minutes to get your energy balanced and your breathing in rhythm. The rest of the day will thank you. Optional step: Post-yoga, pre-brunch blunt. And yes, that means your next maneuver is…