"The Cartridge Family"
Season 9, Episode 5

What would Homer's life be like with a gun? He'd be surrounded by a go-go dancing Marge, and his fancy kit would include a monocle, tophat, and a boutonniere that takes his charcoal suit to the next level. We're not saying that getting a gun would bring this fantasy to life—we're just saying that Homer's one well-dressed dude in his ideal world.