You're always the first person to be "up" on the latest trend, especially the high-end stuff no one else can get. So when Louis Vuitton came out with camo monogrammed luggage, you not only hopped on the bandwagon—you got on it first class. Chances are, your trust fund is funding your relentless pursuit of coolness (or your rap career). And chances are also good that plenty of people think you're kind of a douche.
The "I Got It First" Guy