Corny people ruined camo for you but you still like some of the lightweight shirt jackets and vintage stuff you got during your last trip to Paris. You think of new ways to wear it and signify that you know what you're doing. Any style neophyte sees what you rock and goes "yo where'd you get that?!" to which you reply "I don't know" just to troll them. Street style photographers try to get a snap for their blog, but you're not out here to make a name for yourself—you just have good taste. So you politely decline photos to keep your street cred and dignity intact... unless it's The Sartorialist.
The Down-Played Cool Guy