Non-Style Essentials: Capris, brown-lens sunglasses, giant belt buckles, gel

We still don't know why Europeans are considered stylish. Take out the cute French girls and designers and all that's left are the guys from Spain/Italy/Greece with faux hawks and rat tails wearing crystal-encrusted jeans. They vacation in the states just to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch and eat KFC. Trust us, these people do not care about style.