Reigning Champ just strolled into the ring all nonchalant like wearing a wonderfully subtle colorblocked tee. White with ash? So fucking classy. Subtlety is the new bourgeoisie move. It’s not cool to flaunt your excesses anymore, but keep in mind I'm only saying that because I'm borderline poor or whatever, so get the fuck on board if you're broke. I’m going to release a line of color blocked shirts that are two different shades of white. They'll be so fucking subtle you’ll have to stand super close to me just to tell it’s not a regular ass white tee. Bitches be on that blanco since ’99, baby.