For the past couple of years you probably have eschewed rolling luggage because you’ve made a semi-professional career out of making fun of plebs at the airport. But you know have a crushing case of scoliosis and your shoulders look like you were attacked by a werewolf once you touch down. This bag is your perfect solution. You can carry it around and look like a boss when snazzy people are in the vicinity (i.e. you are in a cool airport in, like, NYC, LA or Tokyo) or you can wheel it in complete comfort and ease like all the rest of the sweatpants clad cattle flying Spirit Airlines to Orlando International.