Pull the "early bird" card.
How do it: *Look at his shoes* "Oh you got those Flyknits, too? Word, I've had those for a few months."
When Ray J said "I Hit It First," he looked petty. But when you make it clear that you got something not only when it dropped, but before it actually came out, that clearly means you're more #influential than the lames who had to wait for gear to come out and buy it amongst other plebians.