You called Justin Timberlake in a Tom Ford suit before anyone else? They don't care. You just got some limited orange En Noir leather sweatpants sent to you directly from Rob Garcia? "Oh my god, shut the fuck uuuuup." Whenever you bring up something fashion-related, a part of your non-stylish friend's soul dies. Sure, they want to hear about your day, but does it always have to be a shoutout to the fashion lords?