"Wha...why is that...where do you even...???" Common question starters on the lips of your friends when you come over to the crib for a run-of-the-mill night of Call of Duty. You can't walk out of the house looking like a slob, but they just can't wrap their minds around camo pants and python-printed Margielas. What's wrong with Nike shorts and Adidas sandals? Confusion ensues, which leads to ire.