1. You treat clothes like mint action figures
We all remember The 40 Year-Old Virgin—the unopened toys and huge collection are all symbols of the hero's own "deadstock" condition. Clothes and kicks are meant to be worn, not collected. Stuff looks much better moving on a person than inert on a hanger. Trust, there's more to life than taking the best eBay shots and hoping demand for a product you never wanted in the first place is your get-rich-quick scheme to happiness. Don't be that guy.