We're going to keep yelling at you about farmers markets until you finally get a girlfriend, so you're just gonna have to deal with it. I mean, dude, "early corn" gets 'em juiced. Get inspired by some fucking vegetables like you were Giada De Laurentiis. Make some pesto and call it day. But still, you gotta lug them organic jawnz around and if you think a paper bag is gonna cut it why do you even bother reading this site? This tote bag is dyed using unripe ornamental persimmons, which is probably some shit you could buy at a farmers market to being with.
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