Let's take a minute to acknowledge Soulland and their very weird hybrid Bomholt pant. They’re pretty much the Tomacco plant from The Simpsons in pants form—sweatpant details, but in a cotton chino material. And who doesn’t need cotton twill trousers with elasticated cuffs and waistbands? Wear these with your new rare Birks and transition smoothly into the phase of your life where home health aids wipe your ass for you and hook you up with some Klonopin. Looking like you’re just a few years away from shitting your pants and letting out all your racist tendencies is officially the new killing it.