Even if it's not raining, you'll want to take this bad boy out on St. Patty's. Blunt umbrellas can withstand whateve nature throws your way, and also whatever a crowd of unruly drunks throws your way. See a dude that's about to hurl? Unfurl this Blunt umbrella and you'll remain vom-free. It's also a great tool for plowing your way through a crowd. And finally, when you pass out in the gutter, open this up and snooze behind it so you don't get picked up by po-po.
Buy It Now at Blunt Umbrellas, $124