Bragging about the cologne you wear doesn’t really sound manly at times mostly because of the names. These scents smell really good, but, seriously, is smelling like Euphoria or Pumpkin Pie something you feel comfortable disclosing without sounding like a total douchebag. Well, J.Crew got together with fragrance experts D.S. & Durga to introduce the Homesteader’s Cologne Water. The name itself sounds really manly and makes people think about the self-sustaining lifestyle you live like growing your own tomatoes and brewing your own beer. You know, manly stuff. And the scent alone can probably attract any girls within a 50 feet radius. To cop that new spray-on smell goods, visit the J.Crew website.