Rogue Territory and General Quarters came up with this moto-vest, which is currently available for pre-order ending March 18. I would say BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH LEST YE MISS OUT ON A SWEET FUCKING VEST, but I’m pretty sure the Ides of March is the 15. I mean, that's close enough to the cut off date, but if I had just said the phrase you assholes would’ve Googled it and corrected me in the comments. Also a fat shout to the homie in London writing more than I do on a weekly basis IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. We need more reader engagement like that, guys. The next Moby Dick-length comment gets 10,000 bonus points and a free tour of the Complex offices.