A Charmin sponsored contest asks aspiring designers to create a glamorous wedding dress using nothing but tape, glue, needle, thread, and toilet paper (Charmin Ultra Strong, Ultra Soft, or Basic). For nine years now, the site Cheap Chic Weddings has opened it up to submissions that offer a way of saving money on bridal dresses. 

Designs are due by May 10th, and the grand winner will win $2,000 and everlasting glory as the creator of an enchanting gown that finds an alternative use for the paper we wipe our asses with. So if you fancy yourself a wiz with TP, check out the contest rules and get your submissions in on time. 

[via Cheap Chic Weddings]