7. Sales are for copping something you want at a discount, not for maxing out credit cards
Sales don't exist for the sake of discount copping. You won't find a dude leaving the Barney's Warehouse sale with three garbage bags of jawns, or spending racks on literal racks of discounted merchandise. Sales are a chance to purchase whatever piece we've had our eye on and already knew we were going to buy as soon as its price was slashed. It's all part of the calculated strategy that goes into being a cold-blooded fashion killa.