1. Holes, tears, and stains don't mean it's ruined; it's character
It may look a piece of clothing a bum might politely decline from a free box, but we all love our clothes that visually showcase the amazing trials and tribulations they've endured with us. See that tear? Ripped it on a fence running from the cops. And that stain is from a summer painting job back in 2003. And this hole is from a drunken night out when we drunkenly went home with a 10 but woke up next to a 4 in the cold, harsh light of day. Okay so maybe not all the memories are good ones.