4. We don't buy clothes just because they're on-trend
If you're not familiar with the term hypebeast, please study up and realize that that's one of the worst things you could call a dude who cares about style. And as stylish dudes, our mission is not to follow trends but to stunt with simultaneous consistency and uniqueness. Thus, we're not gonna jump on trends that everyone else dickrides with no hesitation. And, circling back, we call those dudes hypebeasts. Calling us one may be a dealbreaker, FYI.