It's not just tuxes, but any garment that makes you invent reasons for why you should cop. Sorry, breh. You don't need a pocketwatch, your phone will do. And please put those ascots down. You won't be playing baccarat in Monte Carlo at any point if you keep dropping hecka scrilla on gear.
You own more tuxedos than James Bond and have been invited to three weddings and zero galas in your life.