These Jeans Help Fight the Battle of the Bulge (Video)

So, you took heed, scaled down a few sizes, and were just able to squeeze into your new pair of raw denim. Congratulations, but now your balls are getting squeezed like fresh OJ. No worries, there is now pretty far-fetched solution for this issue: Hot Child Junk jeans.

Brought to you by a guy named Octavio (first red flag), the jeans have a special pocket to hide the family jewels, so you can reportedly loosen up the vice-like grip on your scro. The secret is a contoured fly that supposedly goes with your regular "shape." But the obvious buttons on the crotch are not so subtle. Watch the video above and decide if these are a good or bad idea.

[via Jezebel]

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