"The Skirt" is an ongoing series in which Four Pins' resident lady friend, Rachel Seville, becomes the most important woman in your life.

Women: Can’t live with ‘em. Honestly, sometimes, you can’t. And with Valentine’s Day coming up, you’re swiftly losing time to tell the woman you unfortunately don’t love that you unfortunately don’t love her.

But how do you handle this delicate endeavor? Well, you're in luck because now, culling from my everyday experience as a woman who hasn’t like, personally been rejected, but definitely has some friends who totally have, I'm gonna lay out a bunch of different ways to break a woman’s heart, ever-so-gently, and ever-so-classily.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.