Have you guys heard? It’s New York Fashion Week! I know, who would’ve thought? People all over Twitter are saying things like, “And so it begins…” and “T-minus 24 hrs 'til no sleep.” Is your curiosity bubbling over to full blown “Fuck it, I’m going to Fashion Week. I’ll just stand around and it’ll work out, right?” Or maybe your Tumblr has recently blown up and you lucked your way into some standing room only shit. Who better to prepare you for the rough and tumble, downright exhausting marathon they call NYFW? Duh, me—a dude from Detroit, bro. So, let's review the most important things that'll get you through the week virtually unscathed. A Survival Kit, if you will.