The Great Lord Of Well Articulated Slander, yours truly, is back up in here to deliver these lavish scriptures and enlighten the masses with my world renowned prestigious knowledge *air horn and gun shot DJ drops*. The headline for this joint might make you think we are getting on some lowest common denominator Maxim shit, but I'm going to do my best to keep this shit 300 hunna (read: accurate) for all you dudes out there struggling on that technological tip.

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