You know in his article how Angelo was making fun of pretentious interiors by demonstrating how he actually is super knowledgeable about the subject, but by making fun of it seems less pretentious and more like a really cool guy you'd like to totally grab a couple of cold Miller Lights with? Get on his level by picking up come copies of The World of Interiors. Not only is it like Tumblr, except with words and paper, but it even has listings of international art exhibitions. International art exhibition are primo sugar momma breeding grounds. Catch me at all of 'em.